PROOF POSITIVE

Your wife won't cheat
That's not your concern
But why is your manhood
Starting to burn
She's wrapped around
Your little finger
But that burning sensation
Continues to linger
But you're convinced
She'd never cheat
Always described
As innocent and sweet
Active in church
She's on the PTA
Never raises her voice
Instead chooses to pray
You didn't see it
But now realize
The woman you married
Wears a disguise
She meets your needs
After sex you're tired
But there's another man
Keeping her inspired
Sleeping with you
But thinking of him
This affair isn't something
She conceived on a whim
You neglected her
Year after year
Now you're confronted
With your greatest fear
She's in check
Or so you thought
You found the receipts
For the items she bought
Sexy lingerie
A few sex toys
Hotel stays
You were out with the boys
So many receipts
Tucked away in a shoe
A bank statement proves
She's keeping cash from you
Her own account
She leads a double life
He calls her "lover"
You call her "wife"
You feel so stupid
Never picked up on clues
But here's the proof
Hidden in her shoes
Who would've guessed
She has so many pairs
But these special shoes
Are ones she never wears
That being said
The truth is now out
Your wife is cheating
There is no doubt
You stand in shock
Thinking this can't be
But you have the receipts
...And your STD


Cornelius